ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.
- go to Settings
- go to General
- go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
- the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
- open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
- highlight the emoji and select Speak
- listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
- sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*
Aaaaand now that you’ve done that type in the poop and listen to her. Hilarious. I’m a child. I’m dying over this.
Also I just really want a sweet guy in my life who likes the same things I do but also likes other things that he can introduce me to and I would give him bj’s whenever he wanted and bake him cookies and cuddled up to him and my kitties every night. Is that so much to ask for?
All I want right now is a nice long back massage by a cute guy. Then to be snuggled to sleep.
My tumblr is 5 years old today. D’awwwwh.
Tbh I get the biggest thrill out of telling non plus-size people where I got an article of clothing when I know that it doesn’t come in their size. Sure, it may make me kind of an asshole, but it happens so rarely and it’s such a nice fucking change.
LIKE SORRY THIS ONE DRESS ONLY COMES IN SIZES 14-32 AND YOUR SIZE IS EXCLUDED HOW DOES THAT FEEL? DOES IT FEEL SHITTY? WELCOME TO MY LIFE.
*sashays away to simple plan*
I FEEL THIS SO HARD LIKE OMG THE BOLDED