May 2013
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
hscurls:
man people need to go easy on amanda bynes her mom got lost in a hot air balloon when she was just a kid
sermisty:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
john-watson-is-sherlocked:
asherlockian:
pernillo:
thenocturnalcouchpotato:
fosterthepeoplejunkster:
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we...
cocainegypsy:
i just want a cute boy to play with my boobs like is that too much to ask for?
teamfreepizza:
psychotic-teens:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
Watchcyberbullys:
katorade27:
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
OH MY GOD
