wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does You can do this girl. Be as resilient as your vagina. Shine bright like a ‘gina
hscurls: man people need to go easy on amanda bynes her mom got lost in a hot air balloon when she was just a kid
sermisty: fosterthepeoplejunkster: john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately interested in this story every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over. we...
cocainegypsy: i just want a cute boy to play with my boobs like is that too much to ask for?
teamfreepizza: psychotic-teens: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
cyberbullys: katorade27: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD OH MY GOD